Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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