and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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