How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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