That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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