is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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