I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
pray to the hookup gods
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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