I want to make a zoo with you.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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