Pappa wants mamma naked
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
True college students do jello shots in the library
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