plz talk dirty to me
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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