But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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