everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Randomize
