If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
ok first of all what the fuck
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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