did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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