so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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