she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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