how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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