He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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