I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
