Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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