Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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