Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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