did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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