I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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