yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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