U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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