covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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