so that wasnt chicken after all
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
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