In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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