so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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