...so i touched it.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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