Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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