yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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