the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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