he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
is it fun? or sober?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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