If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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