On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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