My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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