WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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