ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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