I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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