I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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