Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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