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• (312): View more from Illinois

  We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?

  (312): View more from Illinois

  But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  your address is 607B right?

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  yeah why?

  (913): View more from Kansas

  i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it

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• (818): View more from California

  two words...techno handjob

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Is there a law against that?

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.

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• (714): View more from California

  Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  "I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"

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• (813): View more from Florida

  We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?

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• (585): View more from New York

  I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.

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