Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Keanu Reeves Photobombed A Couple’s Wedding Photos As A Perfect Gift
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
29 Married People Share What They Used To Find Cute About Their SO—But Now Find Infuriating
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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