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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  there is no way he can be that small

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  look on the bright side he'll over comepensate

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?

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• (315): View more from New York

  Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Bring me that man meat

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.

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