Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying