We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
your address is 607B right?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
two words...techno handjob
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.