bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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