no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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