U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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