...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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