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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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