you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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