I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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