That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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