Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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