You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
