Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Sacagawea was the original milf.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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