But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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