worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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