have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You may now shotgun with the bride
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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