What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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